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Tweak says, "Mada mada dane"

Amelia Bones does not care about your ~feelings~ (nobonesabout) wrote,
@ 2010-04-21 19:18:00

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freya, private

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[WARDED: PRIVATE]

Issues:

1. DMLE mole assignment.
Solutions:
• Continue to narrow down list - approach could be all wrong but have to have something for Crouch by weekend.
• Ask Liam/Al for input - get sent to Azkaban when Crouch finds out.
• Quit, move to South Pacific, get a tan, enter arithmancy field by correspondence - would have to also bring far too many people to be able to fit in small straw hut. Also have never been able to sleep in hammocks.

2. Press leak.
Solutions:
• Simply go through with press gag - difficulty high. Also unethical.
• Teach Crouch to stop doing things that the media/public will crucify him for - probability of success low.
• Hell if I know - could be anyone, for any reason.

3. Michael's impending birthday.
Solutions:
• Find someone who knows how to shop for baby clothes. Learn to shop for baby clothes - time permitting.
• Withdraw gold to give to aforementioned person and buy card - do not tell E&L, or mum.

4. Werewolves and the people who will not stop talking to them.
Solutions:
• Kill wolves - dangerous, work-in-progress.
• Arrest everyone who cannot keep their mouths/quills to themselves - lots of paperwork.
• Kill everyone who cannot keep their mouths/quills to themselves - messy.

5. Loose railing on balcony.
Solutions:
• Destroy balcony - nowhere to keep plants, loss of security deposit.
• Learn to fix railings - time permitting.
• Make someone else do it.
• Leave it and do not lean on balcony railing anymore.

6. Wizengamot unlikely to convict ~~Bellatrix Lestrange~~ anyone.
Solutions:
• Fill remaining seats with reliable, non-purist voters - will probably end up dead within the week.
• Adopt religion, learn to pray - inefficient.

~~7. Vigilantes~~

7. Out of cigarettes.
Solutions:
• Quit smoking - no.
• Go to corner shop, buy more - it is raining.
• Steal Al's - go to corner shop, buy him more when rain stops.

Slightly better. Who needs mind healers?

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[WARDED: FREYA]

I think stressed has become my natural state.

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	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 12:29 am UTC (link)
	We clearly need to start some sort of support group for such a state. I'm about at the end of my wit's. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh? What is it today? Goblins again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 12:37 am UTC (link)
	It's always goblins, but that is the least of my worries today. Marlene is dating a werewolf. A werewolf was in my parent's house. I conversed amiably with a werewolf! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Is that right. Remind me again about him? Besides the werewolf bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Apparently. Gryffindor. Marlene's year. Horrible at Arithmancy. Pale and sickly looking, and now it makes sense! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Did she know? I mean, before she started dating him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 02:11 am UTC (link)
	It appears not, but it also seems she has no plans to leave him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I see. It's this boy Greyback talks to, is it? Remus Lupin? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Yes and know that makes sense. There were signs, Amelia, how did I miss them? And now by little sister is dating one of those mangy creatures! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Calm down, Frey. You know if you yell at her she's just going to dig in her heels and resent you for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amelia morethanamyth 2010-04-22 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I can't calm down with this knowledge at my hands, Ames. She does moronic things, but this takes the cake. A werewolf? Why would anyone want to date something so dangerous and vile? You know what, let's change the subject. Why are you stressed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Freya nobonesabout 2010-04-22 02:58 am UTC (link)
	She is eighteen and a Gryffindor. Granted, most people just find someone with a motorbike, but if she believes herself in love with him or something silly like that, I doubt there is anything you or anyone else can say to convince her otherwise. Just work and everything. Nothing half as interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent)